ANDROGYNY
So I guess those gender boundaries got blurred huh?
As the Stussy female range lands in Topshop and ASOS, girls who love ‘streetwear and sneakers’ will tell you straight up – it’s their playground now.
In reality it’s like me seeing a girl from Burnley slumped over a toilet in Kavos and triumphantly saying I STYLED IT. But at least it would be realistic.
If you don’t get me then just take a look at tumblr. There’s a claggy army of androgyny riddled girls with guns on tumblr. Its pretty much all that’s on there, as well as the people manically sharing it all; a bunch of desperate ‘creatives’ who think real life is working from a hot tub on top of the Trump Building eating chicken wings and designing Nike iDs online.
Actually a fully grown 25 year old woman
You’ve caught his roaming eye across the bowling alley/bar/bubble tea shop and the chat-up lines are firmly in place. He gets you a drink, tells you his ‘story’ and it all sounds pretty interesting. He likes the same music as you, has a good grasp on your strange ‘humour’ and looks semi presentable so you go in for the kill and take this newfound love of your life home. A spicy Pot Noodle later and things hot up. You ignore some slight warning signs and even see the positive in them. Super smooth kisses? Obviously looks after himself duh. No stubble? Got me a toy boy…yehhhh. Time for a grab…but oh…you abruptly realise there’s no frankfurter to go in your bun. YEP. You have matching genitals.
To be frank, the boys are just as bad. You’re more likely to see them wearing pink these days. Different ballpark tho.
NB: this is all just a massive pitch for my new business venture; Girls In Hats trading cards – collect them all!
Peace, love and harmony.