BAD BITCH
“One big room full of bad bitches”
Yeah thanks for that Kreayshawn.
What the hell is a bad bitch anyway?
Urban Dictionary says:
In an inoffensive nutshell – strong women who make their own money and stand tall against their male counterparts. Undeniably powerful and sexy – but why ‘bad’? And respect? When did we start showing our ‘respect’ for other women by calling them bitches? That makes about as much sense as driving from London to Manchester to buy a Big Mac. When you got it home it didn’t look like the photo and you realise they forgot the special sauce.
Hear me now; I’m not a pro-castration, bra burning, Moon Cup wearing feminist. I applaud the concept, but not the way it’s applied. All these underdeveloped and uninformed kids looking up Rihanna on Instagram thinking ‘bad bitch’ is sitting in a palatial new money paradise smoking a blunt and getting head from the pool cleaner. C’mon now, however hard we close our eyes, life isn’t a sexplotation film. Picture this – right now a girl is sat eating a burger in East London and applying a thick layer of Mac lipstick. She is a bad bitch and she desperately needs your help.
This guy nailed it tbh.
Just look around you yeah…right now we’ve got mobbin’ fraudster Lil Debbie shaking her saggy little tush (2mins51) and even Disney Channel butter-wouldn’t-melt sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens riding the bad bitch wave. Honestly, do you really think a true bad bitch would know about pop art?
Bad bitches at prom, bad bitches with multi-colour ombre hair, bad bitches doing exams, bad bitches wearing peace signs, bad bitches with a whole lot of bullshit coming out of their mouths. Bad bitches hankering to live on a council estate. Do you call your bougie grandiose detached house in Canonbury ‘the ends’? Yeah thought so.
Damn it’s hard to tell the real jail kitties from daddy’s little coked up princess these days. its like Swizzy said, who’s real, who’s not? Who’s really bad?
Oh and then there’s ratchet…ain’t nobody got time for that.
AMEN.
