| Don't Watch That

WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 45459 [post_author] => 11 [post_date] => 2013-12-18 12:34:20 [post_date_gmt] => 2013-12-18 12:34:20 [post_content] => Skitching on the back of a DeLorean chatting to Eazy E on my pager whilst Dwayne body pops on PBS but the walls are made of acid and yeah you know how that one goes. Nightwave...Go Hard...Heka Trax. Put some West in your Coast and smoke it. [post_title] => NIGHTWAVE - GO HARD [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => open [post_password] => [post_name] => nightwave-go-hard [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2013-12-18 12:34:20 [post_modified_gmt] => 2013-12-18 12:34:20 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => http://www.dontwatchthat.tv/?p=45459 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 1 [filter] => raw ) WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 46481 [post_author] => 18 [post_date] => 2013-12-16 11:11:04 [post_date_gmt] => 2013-12-16 11:11:04 [post_content] => [post_title] => DWT Radio Show - 16/12/2013 [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => open [post_password] => [post_name] => dwt-radio-show-16122013 [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2014-11-03 15:12:46 [post_modified_gmt] => 2014-11-03 15:12:46 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => http://www.dontwatchthat.tv/?p=46481 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw ) WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 45391 [post_author] => 11 [post_date] => 2013-12-12 17:16:33 [post_date_gmt] => 2013-12-12 17:16:33 [post_content] =>

[G]etting Loads {Of Poon / Peen} aka Getting Jiggy With It

I wonder what its like to be a girl or guy getting loads? I bet when you're getting loads you're living a super-swell life pumping weights in the mirror and answering your phone at the same time, with mad dulcet tones all like 'yeah I'm important, bet you can't stop thinking about my abs'. Think it was Danny Brown who said 'fucking all night/drinking protein shakes in the morning'. It sounds like gym version of the inner Internet. Pull a lever on the side of the treadmill and you get transported into this weird lair full of hate sex and roid rage and migraines and sweating and sex noises. Sex induced heart attack. Its what everyones thinking on the rowing machine anyway. Used to train next to a guy who was always grunting like a piggy on heat. Shove that in your breakfast bap. Super thick thighs strong as steel squashing any man who dares to come round. When you're getting loads of poon/peen how do you keep track of all your texts and numbers and who you're talking to? Got text messages popping off left, right and centre. Which ones which? Enjoyed that candlelit dinner with the rump steak on Tuesday - think she was a brunette. Was it Keisha, was it Lisa, SHARKEISHA? [G]etting None aka Not Getting Jiggy With It

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You do know though - after laughter comes TEARS. In this case. A biblical drought. Dats riyut. Sometimes the 'getting' gear is stuck in reverse. Its simple enough. You've been chatting to some golden boy, but in real life that golden boy is just another skeez chatting to some next rat behind your back and and that rat got no back so you're all like ~sad~ and ~lonely~ and go home to eat a full bag of Cadbury's Dairy Milk Giant Buttons. And then the cycle starts again. I think some people in this world are just destined to be celibate. Take Morrisey. Apparently had sex once, didn't like it, and gave up. Is there any correlation between this and 95% of his (decent) discography sounding like a mutant strain of a popular music compilation - NOW! That's What I Call Suicide? Make your own mind up. Do the right thing. And if you can't decide between celibacy and getting loads - just devote all your sexual energy to a vibrator / Hare Krishna / cronut. Stuck up shit creek with no paddle eh. ESQUEEZY [post_title] => THE FREAKY A-Z OF MODERN LIFE: GETTING LOADS / GETTING NONE [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => open [post_password] => [post_name] => the-freaky-a-z-of-modern-life-getting-loads-getting-none [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2013-12-12 17:18:23 [post_modified_gmt] => 2013-12-12 17:18:23 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => http://www.dontwatchthat.tv/?p=45391 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw ) WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 45427 [post_author] => 11 [post_date] => 2013-12-11 12:31:36 [post_date_gmt] => 2013-12-11 12:31:36 [post_content] =>

MAN IS COLD! Leeds via Manchester - Hot Milk's Joey B of Straight Swangin' fame drops a potent mix of dancehall, hyphy and Dirty South for your listening pleasure. Don't believe me just watch. [post_title] => JOEY B - JUGGLING SPREE [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => open [post_password] => [post_name] => joey-b-juggling-spree [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2013-12-11 12:33:00 [post_modified_gmt] => 2013-12-11 12:33:00 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => http://www.dontwatchthat.tv/?p=45427 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw ) WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 45416 [post_author] => 29 [post_date] => 2013-12-11 09:51:27 [post_date_gmt] => 2013-12-11 09:51:27 [post_content] => [post_title] => DONT MIX THAT – D.M.T VOL 32 MIXED BY SLICK SHOOTA [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => open [post_password] => [post_name] => dont-mix-that-d-m-t-vol-32-mixed-by-slick-shoota [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2014-02-11 16:01:11 [post_modified_gmt] => 2014-02-11 16:01:11 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => http://www.dontwatchthat.tv/?p=45416 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw ) WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 45405 [post_author] => 23 [post_date] => 2013-12-06 15:43:25 [post_date_gmt] => 2013-12-06 15:43:25 [post_content] => Kanye West Vs Sway Remix! Shit just got real! By @imSoUk [post_title] => HOLD UP! HOW SWAY? [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => open [post_password] => [post_name] => hold-up-how-sway [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2013-12-06 15:43:25 [post_modified_gmt] => 2013-12-06 15:43:25 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => http://www.dontwatchthat.tv/?p=45405 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw ) WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 45402 [post_author] => 23 [post_date] => 2013-12-06 14:27:41 [post_date_gmt] => 2013-12-06 14:27:41 [post_content] => Shouts to the fam, Creamcake. Positively holding it down for Berlin. This short interview session with Mike Q was edited by Valesca Peters. Directed by the beautiful Anja Weigl & Daniela Seitz If you're on the mainland and get a chance to go to a Creamcake party, then muthafucking GO to Creamcake party! Say DWT sent you! bitte schön darlings! xox [post_title] => MIKEQ ON CCTV [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => open [post_password] => [post_name] => mikeq-on-cctv [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2013-12-06 14:27:41 [post_modified_gmt] => 2013-12-06 14:27:41 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => http://www.dontwatchthat.tv/?p=45402 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw ) WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 45398 [post_author] => 23 [post_date] => 2013-12-06 14:02:11 [post_date_gmt] => 2013-12-06 14:02:11 [post_content] => DOWNLOAD FREE AUDIO HERE [post_title] => JUST JAM 108 ADDISON GROOVE [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => open [post_password] => [post_name] => just-jam-108-addison-groove [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2013-12-06 14:02:11 [post_modified_gmt] => 2013-12-06 14:02:11 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => http://www.dontwatchthat.tv/?p=45398 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw ) WP_Post Object ( [ID] => 45383 [post_author] => 23 [post_date] => 2013-12-03 14:23:50 [post_date_gmt] => 2013-12-03 14:23:50 [post_content] => A documentary by BURAKA SOM SISTEMA "'Off The Beaten Track' is the documentary that tells the incredible story of four unlikely musicians over the past year, as they travel to the likes of Luanda, Caracas, Paris, India, London and the Lisbon suburb of Amadora to show how these cities, as well as their sounds, people, colors and movement helped to create the phenomenon that is Buraka Som Sistema. With the full support of Red Bull Music Academy and the talented illustration work of artist Kate Moross, join Lisbon's most unlikely band on a trip around the world and back to the studio, as they bring their experiences home to start laying down the first beats of the next Buraka album." 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