COURTNEY STODDEN HANDLING SOME VEGGIES WITH NOT MANY CLOTHES ON.

Probably my favourite non-celebrity-celebrity in the world. Her life embraces all things brilliantly white trash, only she has limitless pocket money and media coverage, which makes it all tons more interesting. Plus her husband is the creepy guy from Green Mile who doesn’t wet the sponge. Lets just say he is laughing all the way to the Sugar Daddy Boudoir. Courtney poses with him 24-7, once re-enacting the Lady & The Tramp slurpin’ up the spaghetti scene in a restaurant. Man oh man.

Every day is Halloween…and I mean that in a nice way. Boring people don’t get attention like you do babes.