Holy motherfucking crap. Carls Jr sure know how to sell a burger (see Audrina Partridge/Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton commericals), or the ‘Southwest Patty Melt’ if we’re being precise, but that will probably slip most testosterone driven minds watching this commercial.
Slap curvaceous model Kate Upton snapping her suspenders at the drive in whilst having an orgasm over a hulk of charbroiled beef patty in there and watch the frickin’ dollars multiply like fleas on a mangy alley cat. I mean that squidgy sound every time she takes a bite….REALLY?! Plus the Carls Jr star logo has the horniest facial expression ever, which is particularly amusing when its perched in between this sassy broads legs. It’s like when the ketchup bottle is getting to the end of its life and you give it a shake and holy shit…sauce (or in this case sex) SQUIRTS OUT EVERYWHERE…much too much.
How many people are going to rock up to the drive thru and ask for a ‘sexy titty burger’? Excuse me sir?
