Looks like there’s a meltdown happening in hell.
“I HAVE A BOOK AT HOME ABOUT INDIA. SO MANY WONDERFUL PICTURES IN THERE”.
Way to go Arnie, you sound about three years old. BOOK! PICTURE! Whatever those pictures in that book are I doubt they’re as good as this.
On a serious note, I’m calling out for him to produce some Bollywood remakes of a few Arnie classics. Maybe he could stand in for old Sly Stallone in DESI-LITION MAN? I’d pay good money to see that.
And the sensational tabloid press bummers seem to be going on guerilla tactics overload…The Daily Mail (bless their sorry soul) are sinking to catastrophically low levels of porkie pies – trying to convince anybody who will listen that this blurry piece of shit photograph is none other than JOE JACKSON, supposedly selling cheap aftershave at a LA mall.
Joe Jackson is a creepy guy for sure but WHO ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS?! I see see the writers thought process quite clearly – A guy (like Joe) who looks old (like Joe), sat on a stool (Joe might like sitting on stools) and wearing a hat (Joe, like many people, often wears a hat) selling fragrances in LA. O-H M-Y G-O-D, I think it’s Joe!
PIE FACE.
