Standing in the buffalo stance whilst terrorising their next door neighbours and schoolfriends….it’s Mary-Kate and Ashley!
‘Lets gulp down so much water that we’re big as a full moon/then get somebody to pop us like a big water balloon….POP POP POP’. ….The Olsen sisters after taking a batch of bad LSD and watching a bunch of David Lynch films in the dark without mommy.
Mean bitches, half expected them to start wafting a switchblade in that poor ‘Lizzy baby’s’ face.
Tupac bandana resting on the head and an eyeball in a lunchbox. ‘I can’t quite get it out…do you have a spoon?’ That’s fucked up for a gangster, let alone two little white kids who were probably millionaires before they were even born.
What was going through the scriptwriters mind when he wrote this?! Let’s make these adorable dancing girls give him a fried chicken drumstick for his hard work…he’s black, he’ll like that. (!!!)
And finally, the OG chopped and screwed pizza rap.
Conclusion of the post? Mary-Kate and Ashley must be so fucked in the head from taking all this shit in at such a young age. Have they ever been addicted to crack?
