STEEZE-OMETER – Complex shit.
YOU LET YOURSELF GO – Man, you look smelly. Go and eat your bagel somewhere else, smelly.
SMACK – Winehouse’s getting-ready-to-go-out protocol – neck half a bottle of vodka in the shower, get my kitten with ADHD to help me with my beehive and then check my reflection in the toilet bowl. Safe.
WACK -Oh Tony, we hardly knew ye.
CRACK – Fuck me, the 80s still have a lot to answer for. The sad look and flustered complexion says it all – IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE PHOTO! Sorry to break it to you love, but it never does.
