Kartel and Johnny Depp…SEPARATED AT BIRTH? Posted on May 18, 2011 Tweet Not gonna lie, I really want to have sex with both of these men. Johnny Depp because he’s the TOTAL LOVE OF MY LIFE, and Vybz “come yah let me show yuh what a real backshot is” Kartel to see if he’s true to his word. They’re twins now… LOL. More Don't Watch That D Double E Presents “Bluku Bluku TV” *Brand New* SLUG LIFE JOE HEARTBREAK RELEASES M7 EP! Hounds Of Hate iRate: Tinchy Stryder Feat. Dappy – ‘Spaceship’