Kartel and Johnny Depp…SEPARATED AT BIRTH? Posted on May 18, 2011 Tweet Not gonna lie, I really want to have sex with both of these men. Johnny Depp because he’s the TOTAL LOVE OF MY LIFE, and Vybz “come yah let me show yuh what a real backshot is” Kartel to see if he’s true to his word. They’re twins now… LOL. More Don't Watch That D Double E ft Dizzee Rascal – Bluku! Bluku! (OUT NOW ON I-TUNES) Shystie – Feel It Meat Shits – Ecstacy of Death (Moribund, 1993)… Keyser Söze LE RÉVÉLATEUR / DATA DAZE