So this is a video of Jennifer Lopez singing a fake bashment song, including a rap by Lil’ Wayne and BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL man that I really want to have sex with. Never get it twisted… Jennifer Lopez might be the worst musician in the world, the worst actress in the world and the worst chola in the world (since the Diddy days ended she’s been all elegant and shit), but she is AMAZING. I don’t care. She is so hot, she brings me life and inspires me to be a more beautiful woman. In fact I feel 10 times sexier just by watching her videos.
J.Lo if you’re reading this I just want you to know that I’m not a lesbian but if you want to treat your husband Marc Anthony to a threesome for his 50th birthday, or if you’re slyly banging your co-star in this video and you want an olive in the mix, then holla babez.
