50 Cent and the rest of the G Unit are performing in an unnamed middle eastern country. After the show, the promoter refuses to pay the £10 million that is due. Submitting to intimidation, he offers them a sufficient deposit… a diamond-and-pearl encrusted human skull.
The skull is stolen later that evening.
50 Cent is cross.
This is a game where you play as 50 Cent and, with the help of G Unit, must kill everything in the middle east.
You can swear and drive over “big ass” ramps and shoot down helicopters and have someone like Lloyd Banks (Not to be confused with Lloyd’s Bank) follow you around like a lovesick puppy shouting “hey 50, look, look 50, look what I see”.
Did 50 Cent consider that this game is a pretty funny parody of how he is actually percieved? Or did he sit down with developers and go “Yeeeah, this shit is badass, add a button that makes you shout PUSSY, ….more BIG ASS ramps please.”
The game is 20 pounds in HMV. It’s a cooperative masterpiece.
Oooof.
