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– Ninjas don’t walk, the ground moves for them
– Ninjas don’t fly, the ground falls away and moves for them
– Ninjas don’t swim, the waters part to let them through
– Ninjas don’t sleep, they wait
– Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them
– Ninjas can predict the songs on their ipod shuffle
– Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time
– Ninjas make onions cry
– Ninjas are allowed to talk about ‘fight club’
– Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines
– Ninjas created the wheel . . . twice.
– Ninjas can speak in ‘wing dings’.
– When ninjas do push ups, they don’t push themselves up, they push the world down
– Bullets dodge ninjas
– A ninja once received a Hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry
– In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.
